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'Ask Me About My Death Ray' - a great conversation starter. For those of you that are actually planning on assembling a Death Ray from our components, this is the ideal shirt for you. Wile it may seem to an observer to be a lighthearted boast about a fictitious device, the real joke will be on them when they find out that you actually have an operational Death Ray. As a bonus, you'll find that people treat you much nicer when they know you own a Death Ray.