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'Ask Me About My Death Ray' - a great conversation starter. For those of you that are actually planning on assembling a Death Ray from our components, this is the ideal shirt for you. Wile it may seem to an observer to be a lighthearted boast about a fictitious device, the real joke will be on them when they find out that you actually have an operational Death Ray. As a bonus, you'll find that people treat you much nicer when they know you own a Death Ray.
"Unsafe & Insane Firework" T-Shirts
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We've taken the 'Safe & Sane' label found on many common fireworks these days and adjusted it a tad.
Ideal for those making their own fireworks that don't quite meet Government guidelines.
Great to wear to that 4th of July fireworks shoot or party you plan on going to.
"Hydrogen Bomb" T-Shirts
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Now here's something you don't see every day...
We've imprinted a complete & accurate schematic of a Thermonuclear (Hydrogen) Bomb on the front, with our "United Nuclear" logo on the back. Very detailed image with every component annotated.
The weapon configuration is the standard 'Teller-Ulam' thermonuclear implosion design.
Printed on a high quality heavy-weight shirt. Definitely an attention getter.
"Explosive" T-Shirts
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Well, it's hard to argue with this statement... Front says:
"There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives"
On the rear is our United Nuclear logo.
Guaranteed to always get a smile from onlookers... well, maybe not always a smile, let's just say 'a reaction'.
"National Sarcasm Society" T-Shirts
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If you're the sarcastic type, this is the shirt for you.
On the rear is our United Nuclear logo.
Guaranteed to always get a smile from onlookers... well, maybe not always a smile, let's just say 'a reaction'.
"Research" T-Shirts
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We couldn't have said it better ourselves. A fantastic shirt for those involved in R&D.
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"Hydrogen Fuel" T-Shirts
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United Nuclear Scientific has been developing a Hydrogen Fuel Conversion System for various makes of automobiles for several years. We ran into considerable legal trouble (our facility was raided by the local SWAT team). This is apparently all due to the actions of the CPSC (Consumer Product Safety Commission) attempting to remove the necessary chemicals used in this system from public use. The sale of these chemicals are also being regulated on our Chemicals & Metals page. Hopefully we'll eventually be able to get around these regulations and spend more time on R&D instead of paying our attorney.
100% of the proceeds from this T-shirt purchases go to our Hydrogen Fuel System R&D and Legal fund.
"Plutonium Oxide" T-Shirts
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Plutonium Oxide is starting material for the production on Plutonium metal, the heart of most nuclear weapons.
One of the most strictly regulated and tightly controlled materials in existence. Although you might not be able to own any Plutonium Oxide, you can certainly own the T-Shirt.
An authentic label from a Plutonium Oxide container - enlarged and printed on the front of a high quality shirt.
Very popular with our weapons laboratory customers in Los Alamos and Livermore.
"Element" T-Shirts
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Not just Radium - any element of your choice printed on our high quality Tees.
Your choice of any element from the Periodic Table of the Elements, enlarged and printed in full color.
The elements Silver & Gold are popular with our jewelry fabrication customers, Silicon with our customers involved in electronic component fabrication, and the various radioactive elements popular with our customers involved in nuclear physics.
On the rear is our United Nuclear logo.
"Atomic" T-Shirts
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The symbol says it all...
These high quality shirts have the universal radiation symbol on the front.
Printed in the proper colors of OSHA yellow and Magenta
and our "United Nuclear" logo on the back. Definitely an attention getter. |
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"Got Uranium" T-Shirts |
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Here's our answer to the "Got Milk?" ad campaign...
The United Nuclear "Got Uranium?" T-Shirts.
The shirts have a bold "Got Uranium?" printed on the front, and on the back is
our standard United Nuclear logo and web address.
( "Got Plutonium?" and "Got Polonium?" are also available )
A fun shirt that definitely gets some strange looks.
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"Prospecting" T-Shirts |
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Now here's the T-Shirt you need for Prospecting!
If you're like us, and are constantly snooping & digging around where you're not supposed to,
try wearing one of our United Nuclear "Prospecting" T-Shirts!
The shirts have our United Nuclear logo on the front, and directly underneath
says "Radioactive Material Recovery".
On the back, we've imprinted a large international radiation symbol graphic with the text:
"Radioactive Material Research & Recovery Team"
Definitely makes you look you know what you're doing... even if you don't.
Gets on-lookers very concerned if you have a group of people wearing these
wandering around carrying Geiger Counters.
Don't go Uranium prospecting without one!
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FRONT of Shirt BACK of Shirt 'Ask Me About My Death Ray' - a great conversation starter. For those of you that are actually planning on assembling... |
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Here's our answer to the "Got Milk?" ad campaign... The United Nuclear " Got Plutonium? " T-Shirts. The shirts have a bold " Got Plutonium? " printed... |
$15.00
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Here's our answer to the "Got Milk?" ad campaign... The United Nuclear " Got Polonium? " T-Shirts. The shirts have a bold " Got Polonium? " printed... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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We've taken the 'Safe & Sane' label found on many common fireworks these days and adjusted it a tad. Ideal for those making their own fireworks that... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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Now here's something you don't see every day... We've imprinted a complete & accurate schematic of a Thermonuclear (Hydrogen) Bomb on the front, with... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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Well, it's hard to argue with this statement... Front says: " There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives "... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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If you're the sarcastic type, this is the shirt for you. On the rear is our United Nuclear logo. Guaranteed to always get a smile from onlookers...... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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We couldn't have said it better ourselves. A fantastic shirt for those involved in R&D. Very popular with our various National Laboratory customers. |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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United Nuclear Scientific has been developing a Hydrogen Fuel Conversion System for various makes of automobiles for several years. We ran into... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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Plutonium Oxide is starting material for the production of Plutonium metal, the heart of most nuclear weapons. One of the most strictly regulated and... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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Not just Radium - any element of your choice printed on our high quality Tees. Your choice of any element from the Periodic Table of the Elements,... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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The symbol says it all... These high quality shirts have the universal radiation symbol on the front. Printed in the proper colors of OSHA yellow and... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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Here's our answer to the "Got Milk?" ad campaign... The United Nuclear " Got Uranium? " T-Shirts. The shirts have a bold " Got Uranium? " printed on... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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Now here's the T-Shirt you need for Prospecting! If you're like us, and are constantly snooping & digging around where you're not supposed to, try... |
$15.00
..and up, based on selection.
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"Death Ray" T-Shirts